vera wang

i don't want to like you!!


i associate you with snooty, upper east side brides and their overbearing mothers. i don't want to "oooo" and "ahhhh" over the artfully thrown together looks you send down the runway. i don't want to wish i could purchase (and thus have a place to wear) one of your beautifully draped satin gowns. and i really don't want to like your line for kohl's. KOHL'S??


does anyone know the name of a good doctor?
i think i need to have my head examined...